Don: Have you seen Hunter lately?
Kristy: No.
Don: Damn.
Kristy: What do you need?
Don: I need to know if you’ve seen Hunter lately?
Kristy: It’s Tuesday. He works.
Don: Damn.
Kristy: He visits once or twice a month. Why would you expect to see him more often?
Don: It’s been a really long time since I saw him.
Kristy: It’s been a hell of a lot longer for all your other children. Why does that not matter as much?
Don: Brats.
Kristy: Spoiled brats?
Don: Yes.
Kristy: I see. So, do you want me to contact Hunter?
Don: No. I will have some wine.
Kristy: We are out of wine, but we’ve got juice boxes for you. You can pretend the juice is wine.
Don: You don’t drink wine with a straw.
Kristy: My apologies. I will get you the finest wine glass in the house. Those beautiful wine glasses, by the way, were given to you by Hunter. You might want to thank him next time he’s here.
Don: Have you seen him lately?
Note to Self: Oh, Dear God!
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