Mr. Fixit: Good Morning.
Don: Where did you sleep?
Mr. Fixit: Downstairs.
Don: I was swirling my way down on a slide to those bedrooms.
Kristy: Did you dream this journey down a swirling slide?
Don: No, it was real.
Kristy: What a thrill so early in the day.
Don: My shoes don’t fit, and I want my flip-flops. I want cereal for breakfast. I want a glass of water. I need my pills.
Kristy: Do you want coffee with all that?
Don: Yeah, I want my black Beaver coffee mug.
Kristy: We have a black Seahawks coffee mug. Is that what you mean?
Don: No, it’s a Beaver, and it’s a Starbucks.
Kristy: Maybe so in your memory, but I wash the dishes around here, and I’m telling you there’s no Starbuck’s Beaver in the house.
Note to Self: Like I don’t know the difference between a Seahawk and a Beaver?