Don: Where’s my car? It’s missing. Did it get stolen?
Kristy: You don’t have a car. Your truck is parked in the driveway. Go look.
Don: I drove my car here last night.
Kristy: You and I, neither one, left this house yesterday. So, nobody’s car brought you here. You were already here.
Don: Seriously?
Kristy: Do I look like I’m joking?
Don: Well, then I need that car to drive all the way back to the cabin.
Kristy: You can’t drive, you don’t have a license. Do you remember why you don’t have a license?
Don: Yeah.
Kristy: Then why are we having this discussion?
Don: I need to get to work tomorrow.
Kristy: So, let me get this straight. (1) You are partially blind in your left eye; (2) your left arm and hand are useless; (3) you can’t be on your feet longer than 15 minutes; and you sleep most of the day, something most employers don’t tolerate. Where do you work?
Don: Over there at the Coast Guard.
Note to Self: More like Walmart after midnight.