Shipwreck

Don was right on schedule for his early to bed routine last night. At least he stretched it to 5:30 p.m. He woke up briefly at 10 p.m. I heard him shuffle into the kitchen and quickly back to bed. I go to check on him and make sure he actually got back in bed properly. 

Kristy: Did you want something to eat?

Don: No, not hungry. 

Kristy: I got some summer sausage to slice up for you to snack on. How about a few slices before I go to bed? 

Don: Yeah, that sounds good. 

I deliver the slices on a piece of paper towel and that was the last I heard from him. I see his TV is casting the usual nighttime shadows on the wall. He was watching The Andy Griffith Show series for the 20th time. It’s like a good bedtime story for a kid. 

This morning I asked Don if he wants oatmeal for breakfast, and he does. 

Don: Who brought me those sausage cookies that are in my bed?

Kristy: I did. You asked for them last night? 

He doesn’t remember. 

Don: There was a really bad boating accident this morning. (He points out the front window towards the ocean.)

Kristy: I see nothing. 

He again points out the front window and declares the wreckage is still there. 

Don: I guess they don’t know how to drive a boat. 

His eyes are wide open, a finger pointing to the location of the wreckage with a look of certainty. I still see nothing. 

Note to Self: Maybe the ghost pirate ship Inferno has wrecked on yet another Oregon beach for another Goonies sequel.

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