Secret Agent

Start humming the song “Secret Agent Man” by Johnny Rivers.

Don: Are you taking a trip with me today?

Kristy: Only trip on your schedule today is to the shower, my friend. 

Don: Where is the sensor in my body?

Kristy: What sensor???

Don: How do you know where I am all the time? 

Kristy: The sensors I use to keep track of you are my eyes, ears, and nose.

Don: What do I have?

Kristy: Are you wondering why your brain isn’t functioning correctly? The brain that guides your senses?

Don: No. I want to know where you put the sensor that keeps track of me?

Kristy: Do you think I’m some sort of secret agent that put a microchip under your skin to track your location? 

Don: Something like that. 

Kristy: Yep, that’s me. You caught the sneaky bitch who needs help keeping track of you when smell isn’t enough. You stink. Get in the shower. 

Note to Self: Secret Agent Name “BLACK WIDOW”. That oughta get his attention.