O Christmas Tree

I love Sunday morning conversations with Don because there are so many options for TV watching while eating breakfast. In the holiday spirit, I’m gonna light him up like a Christmas tree. 

Kristy: Choices today include golf, NFL, last season of Yellowstone or more Food Network. 

Don: Pumpkin pie!

Kristy: No pie, dude, you finished it last night. Whole pie gone in 24 hours. You need to put some decent food in your stomach. 

Don: No Pie?

Kristy: I can’t believe the network airing Yellowstone thinks they can compete with NFL today. I guess not everybody likes football. 

Don: Coffee?

Kristy: Yeah, OK, some coffee. What else?

Don: Pie?

Kristy: No pie. How about NFL? Kansas City v. Cleveland or Dallas v. Carolina? 

Don: Your favorite QB. 

Kristy: Is that sarcasm?

Don: Yeah. 

Kristy: You sarcastically mean Aaron Rodgers?

Don: Yeah.

Kristy: What team does he play for?

Don: Kansas City. 

Kristy: What happened to Mahomes?

Don: It would be nice to have some little cookies with that coffee. 

Kristy: Kansas City, it is. 

The mere mention of Aaron Rodgers is really close to pushing my jackass button again.

Note to Self: Who needs a Christmas tree when 2 old fools can just light each other up over football?  

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