Don: I will sleep here on the couch tonight. I just need a pillow.
Kristy: Why would you sleep on the couch when you have a king-size bed in your bedroom less than 25 feet away?
Don: It’s gone.
Kristy: What’s gone?
Don: My bedroom. I can’t find it.
Kristy: It’s in the same place as yesterday and all the prior nights you slept in there.
Don: Where are all your kids staying?
Kristy: No kids here, just you, me and the cats.
Don: They know where to find their mama?
Kristy: Are you talking about cats or kids?
Don: What will they eat?
Kristy: Cats or kids?
Don: Kids.
Kristy: No kids here, just you, me and cats. Have you been drinking too much wine?
Don: Why do you ask?
Kristy: Because there’s red wine all over the kitchen floor.
Don: I cleaned it up.
Kristy: With what? A straw?
Note to Self: … and the wheels on the bus go round and round for another day.
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