Cleavage

The reason I like portable rugs, big and small, is that I can remove and replace them if they get trashed. My entire outdoor deck on the second floor is now covered in discarded rugs from the house. The cats love it. A little bit of indoors is outdoors.

What Don has not destroyed, the cats or others did. It’s just part of life that stuff gets spilled or knocked over. It seems to happen more frequently as we get older. I have always wondered how someone could miss their mouth with a fork loaded with food and watch it tumble to the floor. I scoffed and declared that it would never be me. Embarrassingly, now I know.

Note to Self: You know you are missing the mark when the last bites of your food are from your cleavage.