Kristy: You stink. Time for a shower.
Don: No, not today.
Kristy: Yes, today, tomorrow and Friday.
Don: No.
Kristy: Hunter will be here in a couple of days. Do you want him to think you stink so bad he won’t stay to visit?
Don: Is he bringing beer?
Kristy: Of course.
Don: Do I have any clean towels? (Delay Tactic #1)
Kristy: A dozen sitting on your linen shelf.
Don: Is the water hot? (Delay Tactic #2)
Kristy: Back to normal after the power outage for 12 hours.
Don: My clothes are dirty. (Delay Tactic #3)
Kristy: Exactly why you need to take them off. I will get you clean clothes.
Don: Now?
Kristy: Now would be good.
Must we go through this every time?
Note to Self: I have unlocked a new trick using simple math. Hunter + beer = Shower.
