Kristy: Would you like bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Don: Yeeeessss, please?
Kristy: Get some slippers on. It’s cold in here.
Don: Both at the same time?
Kristy: That’s the standard method.
Don: Are there any cookies left?
Kristy: Yes, but they are vanilla. You ate everything chocolate for Valentine’s Day.
Don: I don’t want any of the round ones.
Kristy: No round cookies? That could be a bit of a roadblock.
Don: You know, round like a basketball?
Kristy: Oh, you mean the dozen round, like a basketball, candy pieces you ate from the Valentine’s heart?
Don: What heart?
Kristy: OK. No round cookies. Got it.
Note to Self: Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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