Don is right on schedule. Fifteen minutes into 49ers game, he appears at the bottom of the stairs to my office. I changed his TV channel to watch the game as he requested.
Kristy: What do you need?
Don: Do you know where my slippers are?
Kristy: You ruined them. I told you I would get new ones when I go to Fred Meyer next time.
Don: I think they are in the bathroom.
Kristy: That’s your shoes, not slippers. Go back and watch the game.
Don: Are you watching the Hawks?
Kristy: No, I’m watching the 49ers.
Don: I’m waiting for the Hawks.
Kristy: Well, then, you will be waiting a long time. This is Thursday and 49ers game is only game tonight.
Don: Say whaaat?
Kristy: Hawks most likely play on Sunday. Today is Thursday.
Don: Where’s the bathroom?
Kristy: Turn around, walk 6 feet, turn right and you will see the door to the bathroom.
Note to Self: For the love of God, leave me alone so I can watch a game!