Don: What’s that smell?
Kristy: Pizza or Pumpkin Pie.
Don: It smells funny. How do you know it’s pizza or pumpkin pie?
Kristy: Because I just ate the pizza you declined for lunch and baked the pumpkin pie sitting on the kitchen counter.
Don: I guess I will have pie.
Kristy: I guess you will wait until it cools off enough to eat.
Note to Self: The source of any funny smell in this house is usually him.