Beer Goggles

Don is watching Eagles v. Commanders NFL game.  

Kristy: Wow, Eagles look a little off balance at the start of this game. 

Don: Did you see Landon playing? 

 Kristy: Landon who? Someone from Oregon State? 

 Don: No, #38 for the Captains. Washington. 

 Kristy: OK, you mean the Washington Commanders? 

Don: Yeah. 

 Kristy: Landon who? 

Don: I don’t know his first name. It’s #38, and I saw Landon on his jersey. 

I found a suspended player named Kevon Seymour #38, but no active player. 

Note to Self: I guess I need to borrow those beer goggles to see San Francisco 49ers win a game or 2.

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